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dipping your penis in a chocolate fountain & having your best friends dad lick it off while listening to a remix of nash grier crying ft avicii

2bainzz:

David you killed it. you murdered it in cold blood. you knifed this joke in the stomach and spit on its corpse

slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

Questions that need answers

three-hunna:

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